NAS SAFA - UNIQUE TOWELS

Release Date: 4/20/2024

Description: At an undisclosed location and undisclosed time around Saturn, an undisclosed narrator and his friend Stratos discuss a new piece of legislation that passed in Inner Saturn, where both reside, and have a lively debate as to the potential motivations and long-term effects of the legislation passing.

Unique Towels is composed of (10) discrete units of text - rapped into iPhone Voice Memos at an aggregate tempo of 363 syllables per minute. Which are then integrated into (7) continuous loops all played back at a tempo of 90 BPM, making each syllable essentially a 16th note (the Voice Memos have a 4:1 relationship to the continuous loops).

01. Beatrice Isn't Wearing Any Socks

02. New Legislation in Inner Saturn

03. A New Function for the Phallus

04. A Muted Cunt-like Brilliance

05. The Bronchial Herpes Outbreak of the 2190s

06. Big Toe Group Chat

07. Dissipating Into The Ether

NAS SAFA - 60% OF NBA HENTAI

Release Date: 04/15/2024

Description: "60% of NBA Hentai" is composed on crime stories that are based on former NBA players engaging in criminal acts in alternate universes. The metrical scheme of the texts are driven by the excel formula =TEXTSPLIT(A1," ",".",TRUE,0," "), which automatically enters line breaks at the sight of every period.

01. '04 Pistons

02. '09 Lakers

03. '95 Sonics

NAS SAFA - ICE HOOKAH WITH THE TZATZIKI

Release Date: 10/31/2023

Description: "Ice Hookah with the Tzatziki" tells the story of Giannis Tzelepes Thomas Tzatziki, a ratio who has a super drunken night out at a dive bar named Nickanee's. The text is written in a "modal ratio" of >.667, where every echo (i.e. every instance of repetition in the line) comprises greater than .667 of the syllables of the line. Meaning: If a line contains 30 syllables, then there must be at least 21 instances of repetition ("echoes").

01. A Younger Caucasian Male Wearing A Slipknot T-Shirt

02. Blue Light Eyeglasses (with the Black Wire Rims)

03. Hookaholdladyoxygentank

04. Holding Back My Vomit (Poets Jumping Off Bridges)

05. John Bell Was Correct About The Physical Universe